The Long Con: The Story of Jon Gruden

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Reports are circulating that Jon Gruden is looking/considering getting back into the coaching game. According to ProFootballTalk he is quoted as saying “I’ve met with several people — I won’t deny that, just about every year I talk about coming back to coach. I’m not in here every day at 4:30 or 4:00 in the morning watching pinball, you know? I’m preparing myself to come back. I am. Every day. I’m preparing to come back.”This doesnt really give clarity to what his future plans are or if he has been trying to get back in the league for years perhaps but hasnt able to attract the attention of any coaching staffs?. If i am a football owner or gm and I see these reports coming out I am immediately contacting J. Grud. All of this press/media shit he has done the last couple of years has literally just been building him up for a coaching comeback. His”Gruden Grinders” let everyone know that he has that eye for a player that will work hard and grind his way to a starting spot. Recruiting coordinator. Check. He does his QB camps where he literally spends hours going over game film of on-the-come-up qb’s and then has the opportunity to talk and critique these young up-and-coming quarterbacks. Basically, build a rapport with these quarterbacks and telling them how to be successful. QB coach/ QB recruiter. Check. I mean this man has already been a head coach for 2 teams and brought back a USper Bowl Championship so i think we can safely assume he has somewhat of an idea on how to run a successful team but these post-coaching activities still can serve as a great tool to assist an already intimdiating coach. Im just here giving a stay woke alert (h/t Caleb Pressley of Young & Happy of Barstool Sports) that everyone should look to Jon Gruden being the next hot commodity in the NFL. AND THEN THERES COLLEGE. This man can give Saban And Urban Meyer a run for their money with 2 years of control of his own team. Throw him down there in FAU and bump Lane to his assistant. Maybe its bound to end like his tenure at Bama but maybe, just maybe, they unite to form the ultimate coaching duo and go on to lead FAU to multiple national championships and being the recruiting powerhouse they could be. Maybe a trip back to the rising Oakland Raiders? I can only hope. Who knows?I sure as hell dont but im just ready for the future. -( . )

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Jon Jones claims cocaine isn’t a PED

Bleacher Report Jon Jones said Friday that he defeated Daniel Cormier “after a weekend of cocaine” when the two squared off at UFC 182 in January 2015 in Las Vegas, according to ESPN.com’s Brett Okatoma.

UFC announced Friday that Jones and Cormier will square off in a rematch at UFC 214 on July 29 at the Honda Center in Anaheim, California. 

The two were previously scheduled to clash at UFC 197 last year, but a leg injury forced Cormier to pull out of the match. 

The showdown was then tentatively moved to the main event at UFC 200. However, Jones was withdrawn from the title bout following a doping violation that resulted in a one-year ban. 

This dude is an absolute BEAST. And when I say beast, I mean savage and when I say savage, I mean 205 pounds of lean, mean, knock your ass out with a punch, cocaine-snorting machine. Ive always loved Bones cause he represents NY, but on top of that he fuking gets the job done when he gets in the octagon. He’s a champion and a menace for anyone to take on. So he did a little cocaine and get suspended for a little. He did his time and is back legally so I don’t see why he can’t scream about him doing said illegal drugs at reporters. I think the most mind blowing part of this is he is saying this like it made him perform worse? This is a straight PED so claiming you beat him after a weekend of cocaine is a little redundant because of course you did. Leggo Bones. -( . )