Source– A rural school district in Pennsylvania that has armed teachers and students with rocks to ward off potential school shooters has arranged for additional armed security in its buildings.
Blue Mountain School District Superintendent David Helsel said in a statement posted on the district’s website there will be extra security starting Monday and “into the near future.” Helsel says media attention over the district’s planned response to school shooters “has increased our concern regarding the possibility that something may happen,” and says the district will continue to evaluate the situation moving forward
In today’s society, everyone loves a good David & Goliath story. Unfortunately for one school, they may have taken it very literally. With all the protests and issues being raised about gun control, Blue Mountain School District decided to stay out of all of that bullshit and get back to the basics. They decided to simply supply all the classrooms with bags of rocks. These rocks are thought to be of great value when assailant busts in the room with a high-power assault rifle, as they will be able to throw them at the assailant to defend themselves. Holy shit, just typing that out made me feel like a fucking simpleton… fucking rocks? Really? Unless you have at least one Randy Johnson in every classroom ready to fire one into the back of the throat of the piece of shit that busts in with a gun, this seems quite absurd and if anything will just piss the dude off even more cause he has some kids lobbing a bunch of rocks at him. Predictably enough, this story went viral and the school issued another statement saying how they will also have armed guards around the school. SMRT SKOOL. Maybe next time you just lead with the armed guards and leave the rocks for skipping and kicking. -( . )
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